I know that alcohol can be fun.

I know that making a fool of yourself is the best freedom you could ever have.

I was there, I drank too…

but come on there is a difference between having fun and calling an ambulance. 

GROW UP! IT ISN”T FUN ANYMORE!

its just damn scary. 

Sincerly,

Your RA

I swear someone entered the library and yelled “OBLIVIATE!” because I studied for hours but don’t seem to have retained much…….

The only problem is I can’t prove anything for everyone is convinced magic does not exist… but I think that one witch or wizard really wanted to see everyone panic and put in a couple more hours, I mean the library IS open for 24 hours this week

Dear Residents,

You should be very happy my Hogwarts letter never arrived. If it had you would all be ferrets right now. 

Sincerly,

You RA

(for two more weeks B*%@#s)